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Some Things to Ponder
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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court
judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very
fair, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to
send her a few bucks myself."
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all my
intelligence come from?" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have
gotten it from your mother 'cause I still have mine."
The doctor examined a woman, took the husband! aside and said, "I don't
like the looks of your wife at all." "Me either doc," said the husband.
"But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you
will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on
you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and
wife."
Q&A
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Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: "Is that you, Mommy?"
Q: What did one knight say to the other knight?
A: Let's call it a day.
Cannibals
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Two society leaders in Africa's snobbiest cannibal tribe were discussing
their marital troubles. "I don't know what to make of my husband these
days," confessed the first. "Don't let that bother you," the second
reassured her. "I'll send over my new book of recipes."
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