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School
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In the faculty lounge of an excellent elementary school, some teachers were
talking about reincarnation. One teacher remarked "If there's anything to
the idea of reincarnation, I know what I'd like to come back as."
"Oh, tell us what," said a couple of colleagues.
"I'd like to come back," said the teacher, "as a childhood disease."
Counting
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A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail,
singing "21" "21" "21".
A blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts
jumping from rail to rail, singing "21" "21" "21".
Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle, and she jumps off the tracks
just as the blonde is splattered all over the place.
After the train passes, the brunette goes back to jumping from rail to
rail, counting and singing, "22" "22" "22".
She was Soo Blonde.....
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She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
"Sagittarius."
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"Concentrate."
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She studied for a blood test.
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she
turned around and went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In
Front."
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!
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