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Doctor
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The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his
friends and family started toward their cars.
However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard
from the grave.
As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, "It's
nothing... just his beeper."
Picasso
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A man commissioned Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by a
huge nonrepresentational image on the canvas, the woman's husband
complained, "That isn't how she really looks."
When asked by the great painter how she really looked, the man produced a
photograph from his wallet. Returning the photo Picasso observed, "Small,
isn't she?"
Personnel
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The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the
department staff broken down by age and sex.
The personnel office sent this reply...
"Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by
age or sex. However, we have a few alcoholics."
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