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Husbands
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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once
you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor;
if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the
place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...
First floor: The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not
having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up
they went.
Second floor: The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder
what's further up?"
Third floor: this sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so
further up they went.
Fourth floor: This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must
be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor: The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your
left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
Earworms
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Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay. 98% of us have had a
song stuck in our heads. Six of the worst offenders are "It's a Small
World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Happy," "Macarena,"
"Gilligan's Island" theme, and "Y.M.C.A."
For those who didn't catch that, I repeat: the songs most likely to stay
with you the longest are "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight,"
"Don't Worry; Be Happy," "Macarena," "Gilligan's Island" theme, and
"Y.M.C.A."
Aging
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Reporters were interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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