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Q&A
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Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!
Q: Why shouldn't you marry a tennis pro?
A: Because love means nothing to them
Golf
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Bill and Bob, longtime golfing buddies, were involved in a match-play
contest with the score "all-square" at the 18th tee.
Bill slices his tee shot way left, and the ball finally stops on the cart
path. Meanwhile, Bob smashes his first shot straight down the middle.
"Oh well," says Bill, "I should get a free drop from there."
"Heck no," says Bob, "We play the ball as it lies."
And so Bill did.
After dropping his opponent on the middle of the fairway, Bill took the
golf cart to his lie on the concrete path. Sparks fly from the cart path,
as Bill makes a few aggressive practice swings.
Finally, Bill hits the ball off the cart path, leaving a miraculous shot
only 3 feet from the pin.
As the two meet in the fairway, Bob comments, "That was a great shot...what
club did you use?"
"Your 6 iron," says Bill.
Circus
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A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the
wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The
strong man asked him what he was going to do.
The husband answered, "This is a disaster. I don't know where I'm going to
find another woman of her calibre."
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