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A stroke of good luck
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Larry wakes up with a huge hangover. He 1/2 opens his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side
able.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless,
clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on
the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Larry asks,
"Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off you said, 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!'"
Jury Selection
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An important and very well publicized murder trial was soon to begin. In
preparation for the trial, the tiresome jury selection process took place,
each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors.
One prospective juror, Roland was called for his question session.
He was asked, "Home owner?"
Roland replied, "Yes, I am."
Then he was asked, "Married or single?"
Roland responded, "Married for twenty plus years."
Then he was asked if he had, "Formed or expressed an opinion..."
And before he could finish with "... on this case", Roland blurted out,
"Not in twenty plus years, Your Honor."
If you drink a great deal
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If you are young and you drink a great deal, it will spoil your health,
slow your mind, make you fat-in other words, turn you into an adult.
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