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Subj: Beer Buffs, Unite!
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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as it's slowest beast, and when the
herd is hunted, the weakest ones at the rear are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, as the standard of the species is
maintained or even improved by regular culling of the weakest elements.
In much the same way, the human brain can move only as fast as the slowest
brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological
studies show that while copious intake of alcohol may kill off brain cells,
it is the slowest and weakest brain cells that expire first.
Thus, consistent consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells,
making the brain a much faster and more efficient machine. The result of
in-depth study verifies and validates the observed link between all-night
boozing and top academic skills. It also explains why, a few short years after
leaving university and stagnating in a job, most professionals cannot keep up
with the performance of new graduates. Only the few that stick to a strict
regimen of copious and consistent alcoholic consumption can hope to maintain
the high intellectual levels they achieved during their student years.
This is a call to arms. Our country is losing it's technological edge, we
dare not ignore the peril of apathy.
Get back into the public houses! Sink those pints. Your country needs you
to be at your very peak, and you should not deny yourself the brilliant career
that could be yours.
Take life one pint at a time and be all that you can be!
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