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Caterpillars
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Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling
them.
One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get ME up in one of
those things."
Missionary
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There was a woman who spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final
visit to a remote township she attended a medical clinic. As the Maasai
women there began to sing together, she found herself deeply moved by their
hauntingly beautiful harmonies. She wanted to always remember this moment
and try to share it with friends when she arrived home.
With tears flowing down her cheeks, she turned to her friend and asked,
"Can you please tell me the translation of the words to this song?"
Her friend looked at her an solemnly replied, "If you boil the water, you
won't get dysentery."
C-Nile Virus
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Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of
this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1970.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."
IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
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