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ZL3AI > HUMOUR 26.12.03 17:12l 33 Lines 715 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: Gift/Santa/Dog/Bell
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To : HUMOUR@WW
Gift
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One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a
cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift
I bought you last year!"
Santa
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My daughter-in-law asked my grandson if he had seen Santa Claus on
Christmas Eve. Lil' Jimmy said, "No, but I heard what he said when he
stubbed his toe on the sofa."
Dog
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"Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?"
"No, you can have turkey like everyone else!"
Bell
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"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!"
"Take these pills and if they don't work, give me a ring."
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