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DT:Wednesday,June 27th.,2007 @0739hrs EST
Hello Warren and all... <g> I was going to post the
whole thing, but only did the top ten targets in Canada,
BUT our great Warren got me going, and before I answer him
here is the posting I was going to post in "full"
on Monday,June 25th.,2007 @0850hrs EST
Hello ...those following the FILM@WW thread, and good morning
or whatever to Warren . Thanks for sharing with me your
"seal" ..just what I need.
The TV News last night, had this video from Bin Laden's group,
promising to bring terror attacks to CANADA ! What?
CANADA..really? ..Then a sick flow of whatever came to my
whats it..a snicker...and a howl of laughter, and wishing them
luck. They will really need it.
CANADA for it's size, is amongest the top 3 in land mass,if
not either first now, or second, if you see the recent atlas,
with a changing world < ie: USSR gone! >. Where we must be
first for land mass is the most sparse population, of 35million.
I wondered about the "10 Top Terror Targets in CANADA"
<1> - The Local Beer Store
<2> - The local LCBO Store < Liquor Control Board of Ontario >
<3> - The local Rink
<4> - The local Burger dump
<5> - The local watering hole
<6> - The local Donut Dump
<7> - The local Mall
<8> - The Local City Hall
<9> - The Provincial Legislature
<10>- Our National capital
I wondered how they would get here, but then concluded, that
our borders are like screen doors in submarines, and that would
be okay until they land..then the fun begins. MOSQUITOES
and BLACK FLYS and oh boy are they hungry..Not enough Cannuckers
to eat .... veerrrrrroooom.... yummie time :)
After recovering and lots of bites, and all that... our landed
terrorists would be given landed status, and a hotel at taxpayers
expense, followed by a even longer procedure in court to expel
them, and that should be enough time to get some maps to here
ad there, and go after those juicy targets....but then finding
that our beer is great ... the local LCBO will help them
forget the bugs, and to keep kewl they can head over to the
rink to get FREE beer and stuff...and on the way drop by the
burger dump, the donut dump and then be so sick and stuffed
they'd have to get back to the hotel for a rest, and to try
figureout what next to do..?????
Oh geez..the court has ruled they are now in and gives them
resident's card...meanwhile some poor dude visitng home gets
stopped at the airport, and returned to where ever and his file
is forwarded by CISAS to CIA and FBI and he ends up getting
the crap kicked outta him in some western gulag... the
Hotel Gitmo.
They also might get big paying jobs with the Government and
Dudely DoRight of the Mounties and his trusted horse ..mmmm...
and also the dog too. Mission to track terrorists in Canada.
Our Terrorists, now residents with big paying jobs, now are
hussled here and there, and discover that they have to wait
for winter, to find a real target called the Air Cannucker
center where Maple Leafs play and loose and still have national
fans after 40 years going no where ... YES this is the target,
but where is it?
Transfers are applied for and our Resident Terrorists now have
their big goal in sight, a real moral blow to Cannuckers. They
also have now their citizenship so they too can complain and
vote and join the Cannucker 5 year cycle and wonder when Quebec
is going to separate? Or is that Albeta? Or BC ? Huh? And
then the native peoples who have been qyiped outta their
property have either by the courts, or warfare re-taken parts
of Cannuckialand
Place: Cannucker Center... Winter has arrived with vengence
but NO bugs. Just ethic gangs roaming here and there killing
themselves and others in the way. Our guys, wonder who or what
cell they belong to? But fire back, killing them all and get
woundup in the SIU and all things which make them miss they're
target...and winter and we're into spring. They fail in their
complaint that everyone is NOT to carry guns. Cannuckerialand
leaders assure them that NO Cannuckerlander carrys gun..It is
totally illegal ...but then " hissssssssssss" and a slug flys
through the window and out the other.
Bummer..they think...We have to wait for next year. Problem.
Most of them become fans of these cronic loosers. Bin Laden
is not happy either...they are getting money off him and the
cannuckers and they are loosing their drive, to do the terror
thing....So arriving by camel...and other means Ole Ben Ladin
arrives in Canuckerland.... and misses the summer and bugs and
sees the fall, and rightaway as a look alike is snapped up by
the Air Farce and the CBC where he starts to write a book while
trying to find his merry men. After all..he has to have a cover.
By and by Ben finds the merrymen, and they try to plot to bring
enough Cannuckers together in a place that will strike a terror
blow in Cannuckerland... they decide to host a FREE BEER,
liquor..all you can eat BBQ at an outdoor rink with all
politiicians invited, with pre-donations to their election
aspirations, and partys and the promise of more and more cash.
They also invite to this BIG PARTY the chronic loosers to play
on the ice rink for the new trophy recently sneaked into
Cannucker land...and the CBC rink rat commentators like the
design..??? It looks like a rocket or something...but it
has such a shine!. It sparkles! Yes it captures the national
whatever ....
The big day arrives... but so does a snow storm. The
temperature dips, the 35million cannuckers pour into the area
...they're all there...Bennie and the merrymen are just beside
themselves...too good to be true..they set the timer and takeoff
for where ever and are happy to have struck a moral blow against
the Cannuckerians. 10 ..... 9 ........ They also loose their
jobs....FIRED! 8 ...... 7 ...... geee whats taking so long?
6 .......5 ....... Hey!!! Whats this?... who lef this gadget?
...4 ......3 .... Hey it's the trophy !!!! WOW !!! And it gets
stolen ....2... 1 ...... "0" and, and and ...silence. Nothing
on the news, nothing from the spynetwork... hmmmm...It was
either the flying teeth, or the flying blood suckers, or a
malfunction .... Bennie Boy is just disappointed. But he
remembers it is May, and files his tax return, claiming losses
and his "trophy" and gets compensation.
A few weeks pass, then months, and in a scrape deal, Bennieland
gets some deal on scrape, and is elated. We can now make metal
weapons etc to fight the westerners .... and as the last shipment
arrives ...... " BOOOOOMMMMM !!!!! " .... The missing trophy
has arrived home, and one of the merrymen working off his debt
to Bennie, finds it....and hails the great achievement...but
CBC NATIONAL viewed at 2300hrs EST reports a terrorist blast
at a CANDO Project to help rebuild that nation. A Terrorist
dirty bomb has gone off by accident. They are accusing
Cannuckerialand of this act...and Bennie and the Merrymen ..well
they are quiet....but the west is blamed again.
Bottomline ...whatever they pick...will make no difference.
Might improve things...well thats my take...but now I have to
go and have my chew n choke..and then "burp" and gas out
the other way...I have to sleep this off....oohhohh I feel
funny.
73 from Rusty the dog... as his master and pal Pete flops
over onto the floor....
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