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Subj: Re: VE3WBZ > Terror in Canada
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Hi Peter and casual readers,
Frankly if terrorists attack Canada they'll get lost in Yukon, they have
a terrible sense of direction. Then there's Sgt. Preston RCMP and Dudley
Doright, one never knows, they just might chase them into Alaska where
they'll have to contend with John Wayne and his faithful companion
Charlie Chaplain. No, not Chirpin' Charlie, the projector just needs a
bit of oil.
Hmmm, I thought they were making a movie in town already but if they
attack they can just rewrite the script. Muslims hate beer so that's the
first target, set up the cameras there. They won't attack the LCBO but
they'll attempt to convince them to outlaw alcohol, you'll know when the
mob attacks the terrorists. Why do you need a rink in CANADA? They'll
probably ask the same question. They won't go near the burger dump, skip
that location. The local watering hole is a secondary target depending on
what happens in the opening scenes so we'll have to watch that one
carefully. They won't go near the donut shop either. The mall is another
primary target, they'll turn it into a mosque and the Canadian men will
be pleased by this development, their wives and daughters just might stay
at home and put less of a strain on the credit card. As for those seats
of government, they'll simply be abandoned since the mall will now rule
the land but in another way. Maybe they'll take advantage and turn them
into terrorist schools but first they have to master the art of the
exploding hockey puck. We'll see where this goes, that is whether they'll
win the battle with those grumps from Michigan or not, maybe they'll
freeze first, we'll see. Anything's possible in CANADA, ay?
Tighten your tewk and stay tuned for news at eleven with Bob and Doug
McKensey, ay? But first a commercial... Camel Ration dog food, your dog
will love it.
73 de Warren
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