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LU9DCE > EQUAKE 07.02.21 07:52l 55 Lines 2735 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: EARTHQUAKE 07 02
Path: DB0FHN<DB0RBS<DB0ERF<DB0RES<ON0AR<GB7CIP<N7HPX<LU9DCE
Sent: 210207/0530Z 3471@LU9DCE.TOR.BA.ARG.SOAM LinBPQ6.0.21
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ESTACION DE PACKET RADIO - BUENOS AIRES (GF05OM)
BOLETINES INFORMATIVOS PROGRAMADOS (BIP)
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time mag place
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2021-02-07T02:58:20.364Z 5 southeast of the Loyalty Islands
2021-02-07T02:25:06.293Z 4.9 144 km SSW of Hihifo
2021-02-07T01:56:52.310Z 5 238 km W of Haveluloto
2021-02-06T23:28:52.931Z 4.8 11 km WSW of Magsaysay
2021-02-06T18:39:50.270Z 4.8 77 km ESE of King Cove
2021-02-06T17:36:02.338Z 5.4 38 km WNW of Yonakuni
2021-02-06T16:09:49.572Z 4.5 27 km NNE of Santa Barbara
2021-02-06T14:54:28.667Z 4.5 northern Qinghai
2021-02-06T10:21:12.989Z 4.6 10 km ESE of Baganga
2021-02-06T07:43:16.284Z 4.6 south of Panama
2021-02-06T07:05:02.490Z 4.99 90 km N of Charlotte Amalie
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One promising concept that I came up with right away was that you
could manufacture personal air bags, then get a law passed requiring
that they be installed on congressmen to keep them from taking trips.
Let's say your congressman was trying to travel to Paris to do a
fact-finding study on how the French government handles diseases
transmitted by sherbet. Just when he got to the plane, his mandatory
air bag, strapped around his waist, would inflate -- FWWAAAAAAPPPP --
thus rendering him too large to fit through the plane door. It could
also be rigged to inflate whenever the congressman proposed a law.
("Mr. Speaker, people ask me, why should October be designated as
Cuticle Inspection Month? And I answer that FWWAAAAAAPPPP.") This
would save millions of dollars, so I have no doubt that the public
would violently support a law requiring airbags on congressmen.
The problem is that your potential market is very small: there
are only around 500 members of Congress, and some of them, such
as House Speaker "Tip" O'Neil, are already too large to fit on
normal aircraft.
-- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre' Restaurants"
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