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MURPHYS
1) Any completed and checked drawing will neither be complete or correct.
2)Data will always be expresed in the least usable form.
3)Important reference books will be missing, incorrect or out of date.
4)Vital instructions will invariably be received too late.
5)If a project require N components, there will always be N-1 components avail
able.
6)The missing component will always be the most important one.
7)Interchangeable parts will exhibit fundamental differences.
8)Cable cut exactly to length will be too short.MURPHYS
9)Connection leads will always be either faulty or missing.
10)Any item dropped will land where it will do the maximum damage.
11)If a circuit cannot fail, it will.
12)Backups will only function during non essential testing.
NACO13)The probability of failure is inversely proportional to the ease of repair.
14)Failsafe circuit will always destroy those adjacent to them.
15)In oversal performance tests, all errors are cumulative.
16)Equipment which works during testing, will always fail when put into service
.
17)The most delicate repairs will always have to be carried out in the roughest
conditions.
18)The faulty component will always be the last one checked,irrespective of whe
re a start is made.
19)The most essential piece of test equipment will (a) not work, (b) not be pre
sent or (c) explode.
20)Several pieces of unrelated essential equipment will always fail together.
07:31:19 AM Fri Mar 8, 1996 73 Hans in Salzgitter
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