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ZL1UIC > LANDMA 10.07.03 15:31l 58 Lines 1962 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: Re: What Contenent is New Zealand in ?
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From: ZL1UIC@ZL1UX.#20.NZL.OC
To : LANDMA@WW
>
> 3 quick ways to tell an Aussie from a Kiwi
>
> 1. Call one either an "Aussie" or a "Kiwi", if you remain un punched you
> were correct.
But if either one was picked on, then he'd have to answer to both (basis
of the ANZAC spirit - as in 4)
>
> 2. Ask one what he would be likely to eat wrapped in paper at the sea
> side, If the answer sounds like "fush and chups" he or she is a New
> Zealander.
If it's Feesh 'n' Cheeps, he's an Ocker
>
> 3. Enquire what number generally comes between 5 and 7. If the answer
> sounds like and invitaion to a carnal act the person in question is once
> again a New Zealander.
>
Aussies (particlarly Sydney area-wise) make it that number sound more
like an Indian religious group (think turbans)
3a. In NZ we spell Beer as beer, not XXXX ;-)
> OH! and
>
> 4. Being neither yourself, stand in a room with an Aussie and a Kiwi
> making generally disparaging remarks about both. It won't allow you to
> tell which is which but once both have finished with you the general
> discovery that like most "distant cousins" we can hang crap on each other
> but don't take it kindly from "outsiders" becomes clear ;0)
>
> While we're on it, If Andy and crew in the UK could be a bit more specific
> with the "Colonies" comments it would be helpful. We "Convict Trash" on
> this side of the Pacific don't normally like to be confused with the
> "Rebel Scum" on the other side.
Auissies refer to NZ as the Shaky Isles, I suspect more for the state of
the economy, more than the earthquake propensity; with the CER thing that
was promoted many years ago, Australia has often be referred to as West
Island.
> Regards
> Ari Laver
>
> P.S. The vast Majority if this message IS toungue in cheek. so take a load
> off if your peeved at this point folks ;0)
Couldn't resist sticking in my coupla bob's worth
73, Allen ZL1UIC
PS Changed the bull topic to the new digression
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